Hackney eateries: some to love, some to avoid

Agyness Deyn @ Hackney Picturehouse i© David Altheer

Tyro actress Agyness Deyn at the Hackney Picturehouse. She can dine there safely

 

THE FIRST public hygiene ratings of Hackney commeercial food handlers have toppled big names and elevated others. The New York Times-famed Mangal I was rated only satisfactory although Mangal II near by scored 5/5.

The borough’s two cinemas, the Rio and Hackney Picturehouse, which both serve food and alcohol, also scored the maximum.

Rio Cinema: high standards
Rio Cinema: up to high standards

Two restaurants called Yum Yum, one in Stoke Newington serving Thai food, the other in Lower Clapton Road, offering Caribbean cuisine, top-scored, along with the Hoxton Apprentice. Tragically, that fine venue has just ceased trading.

The praise-garlanded Lardo (“best pizzas in London” — The Times) won top marks, but the Little Vietnam in Shoreditch did badly, Tay Do, for example, scoring 0 — “urgent improvement necessary”.

Shanghai, the Kingsland restaurant loved by Friday-nights karaoke fans, was rated 1 — “major improvement necessary”. Sömine Restaurant, which controversially got a council contract for an in-library coffee bar, merited a 2.

Hipster favourite Dalston Superstore scored 3, “satisfactory”, A Little of What you Fancy in Kingsland Road 2 — “improvement necessary” — and the multiculti Ararat bakery in Ridley Road Market 1. Café Oto, the artsy café-bar, said to have been named the coolest spot on the planet by Italian Vogue, scored 3, as did the music venue Shacklewell Arms, which really could be one of the coolest places in the world.

Of Hackney pubs, the underrated Albion in Goldsmiths Row, Haggerston, and nursery rhyme legend The Eagle (“in and out of”…), got 5 each.

Corporate emphasis on hygiene paid off as Marks and Spencer in Mare Street and Morrisons in Stamford Hill scored the maximum. Tesco got 4 or 5, apart from its Express at 523 Kingsland Road, a worrying 2. Iceland in the Kingsland Shopping Centre scored 5, and nearby rival Sainsbury’s 3 (although its Local at 100-104 Stoke Newington High Street got a 5.

Chains traditionally do well. McDonald’s in Mare and Kingsland High streets, Domino’s Pizza, in Mare Street and Stamford Hill, Pizza Express in Curtain Road, Nando’s in Kingsland and TFC in Dalston all scored 5/5. Percy Ingle branches varied from 2 to 5.

If you ever want a cleanly prepared meal and you’re short of money, try to get yourself beyond the front desk of Stoke Newington police station (use your imagination). Its canteen scored 5.

Catriona Stewart, head of the Food Standards Agency’s ratings team told Loving Dalston: “It’s good news for people who eat out and buy food in Hackney that they can now check the hygiene ratings when choosing which place to visit. This national scheme gives customers a glimpse behind the kitchen door, and food outlets in Hackney will see that a high rating is good for business.

“The rating is available for anyone to view on our website, or via our free app when on the go.”

NB: in this article, emboldened names do not indicate hyperlinks. Some venues are food wholesalers, some are office canteens and some are school kitchens.

Among the top-scorers:

Albion Pub 94 Goldsmiths Row E2 8QY 5

Bukowski café Unit 61 Boxpark Retial Park 2-4 Bethnal Green Road E1 6GY 5

Café Metolino 162 Stoke Newington Road N16 7UY 5

Cargo 83 Rivington Street EC2A 3AY 5

79 Clapton Café 79 Upper Clapton Road E5 9BU 5

Domino’s Pizza 222 Mare Street  E8 3RB 5 and at 234 Stamford Hill N16 6TT both score 5

Cargo 83 Rivington Street EC2A 3AY 5
Down the Ditch: Cargo keeps it clean

Duke Of Wellington 260 Haggerston Road E8 4EP 5

Eagle 2 Shepherdess Walk N1 7L 5

Eko African restaurant 160 Homerton High Street E9 6JA 5

Faulkners 424-426 Kingsland Road E8 4AA 5

Fifteen (now closed) 15 Westland Place N1 7LP 5

Frisbee Creperie 8 Gillett Square N16 8AZ 5

Garden Restaurant within St Joseph’s  Hospice,  Mare Street E8 4SA 5

Great Eastern Dining Room 54-56 Great Eastern Street EC2A 3QR 5

Hackney Empire 291 Mare Street E8 1EJ 5

Hackney Picturehouse 270 Mare Street E8 1HE 5

Hoxton Apprentice 16 Hoxton Square N1 6NT 5

Iceland 12-13 Kingsland Shopping Centre E8 2LX 5

La Bouche 35-37 Broadway Market E8 4PH 5

Lardo 205 Richmond Road Hackney E8 3FF 5

Lauriston Alexandra Hotel 162 Victoria Park Road E9 7JN 5

L’Epicerie@56 Restaurant 56 Chatsworth Road E5 0LS 5

Long White Cloud 151 Hackney Road E2 8J 5

Mangal lI 4 Stoke Newington Road N16 7XN 5 (cf Mangal 1 Ocakbasi Restaurant 10 Arcola Street E8 2DJ 3

Marks and Spencer 351 Mare Street E8 1JB 5

Maria’s Fishbar takeaway 198 Hoxton Street N1 5LH 5

McDonald’s 359-363 Mare Street E8 1HY 36-42 and Kingsland High Street E8 2JP 5

Morrisons 47-49 Stamford Hill N16 5SR 5

Mouse and de Lotz 24 Horton Road E8 1DP 5 (103 Shacklewell Lane E8 2EB 3)

Nando’s 148 Kingsland High Street E8 2NS 5

Nest 36-44 Stoke Newington Road N16 7XJ 5

Organic and Natural 191 Lower Clapton Road E5 8EG 5

Organic and Wild 61 Leswin Road N16 7NX 5

Percy Ingle branches vary from 2-5 (231 Well Street Homerton E9 6RG)

Pizza Express 49-51 Curtain Road EC2A 3PT 5

TFC: bright and clean
TFC: clean colours

Pizza Man 71 Lower Clapton Road E5 0NP 5

Princess Of Wales 146 Lea Bridge Road E5 9RB 5

Rice and Spice 92 Northwold Road E5 8RL 5

Rio Cinema 103-107 Kingsland High Street Dalston E8 2PB 5

Stoke Newington police station canteen 33 Stoke Newington High Street N16 8DR 5

Tesco scores mostly 4/5, apart from the Express at 523 Kingsland Road E8 4AR 2

Thai Kitchen Coach and Horses 178 Stoke Newington High Street N16 7JL 5

TFC Dalston 89 Ridley Road E8 2NH 5

Tramshed 32 Rivington Street EC2A 3LX 5

Yum Yum Caribbean Cuisine 113 Lower Clapton Road E5 0NP 5

Yum Yum Thai Restaurant 183-187 Stoke Newington High Street N16 0LH 5

Some other scores:

A Little of What You Fancy 464 Kingsland Road E8 4AE 2

Absolutely Scrumptious 37a Stoke Newington Church Street N16 0NX 3

Anatolia takeaway/sandwich shop 118 Upper Clapton Road E5 9JY 0

Anatolia restaurant-café 49 Kingsland High Street Hackney E8 2JS 4

Ararat Ridley Road Market Ridley Road Hackney 1
Ararat: disappointing mark

Anglo Asian Tandoori Restaurant 60-62 Stoke Newington Church Street N16 0NB 2

Anh Dao Restaurant 106-108 Kingsland Road E2 8DP 3

Ararat Ridley Road Market Ridley Road Hackney 1

Arcola Theatre 22-24 Ashwin Street E8 3DL 3

Artisserie café/canteen 285 Mare Street E8 1GR 2

Artisserie takeaway/sandwich shop 26 Curtain Road EC2A 3NY 5 takeaway/sandwich shop

Avo Hote l82 Dalston Lane E8 3AH 3

Auntie Fatty’s Caribbean Takeaway 126 Clarence Road E5 8DY 4

Aziziye Restaurant 117-119 Stoke Newington Road N16 8BU 2

Bar Kick 126-127 Shoreditch High Street Hackney E1 6JE 3

Barden’s  Café/Restaurant 36 Stoke Newington Road N16 7XJ 1

Belcourt Café 22 Rivington Street EC2A 3DY 4

Belle Epoque patisserie 37 Newington Green N16 9PR 3

Blue Legume 101 Stoke Newington Church Street N16 0UD 2

Bohemia Café 2 Bohemia Place Hackney E8 1DU 1

Broadway Fish Shop 8 Broadway Market E8 4QJ 3

Café Oto 18-22 Ashwin Street E8 3DL 3

Callooh Callay Bar 65 Rivington Street EC2A 3QQ 5

Carolina Pizza 173 Mare Street E8 3RH 3

Casablanca 170 Sandringham Road E8 2HS 1

Centerprise (now closed) 136-138 Kingsland High Street E8 2NS 0

Café Oto 18-22 Ashwin Street E8 3DL 3
Café Oto: rating a little low for such an E8 name

rating

City Edge Café 1 Hillman Street E8 1DY 5

Clicia Café 97 Stoke Newington Church Street N16 0UD 5

Climpson and Sons 67 Broadway Market E8 4PH 2

Clissold Park Café Clissold Park Green Lanes Hackney N4 2EY 3

Costcutter 112-118 Homerton High Street E9 6JF 0

Costcutter 43-45 Stamford Hill N16 5SR 5

Dalston Lane Café 170c Dalston Lane E8 1NG 3

Dalston Superstore117 Kingsland High Street E8 2PB 3

Dixie chicken shops vary from 1-4

E5 Bake House 395 Mentmore Terrace E8 3PH 3 (supplier to local outlets)

Fox Reformed 176 Stoke Newington Church Street N16 0JL 4

F Cooke 9 Broadway Market  E8 4PH 2 F Cooke 150 Hoxton Street N1 6SH 3

E5 Bake House Lon Fields
E5 Bake House near London Fields: supplies other outlets around the borough

Frizzante 1 Goldsmiths Row E2 8QA 4

Ganges Restaurant 78 Dalston Lane E8 3AH 3

Hanoi Café 98 Kingsland Road E2 8DP 1

Healthy Stuff 168 Dalston Lane E8 1NG 3

Huong Viet 12-14 Englefield Road N1 4LS 2

Keu (banh mi deli) 332-334 Old Street EC1V 9DR 1

Little Georgia restaurant 87 Goldsmiths Row E2 8QR 2

Morning Café 94 Morning Lane E9 6LH 3

Mother Earth 5 Albion Parade N16 9LD 4

Noodle Bar 600 Kingsland Road E8 4AH 1

Passing Clouds 440 Kingsland Road E8 4AA 3

Pizza East/Concrete Space Tea Building 56 Shoreditch High Street E1 6JJ 4

Pogo Café 76 Clarence Road E5 8HB 1

Prince George 40 Parkholme Road E8 3AG 2

R and B Caribbean Restaurant 10 Clarence Road E5 8HB 0

Rasa 55 Stoke Newington Church Street N16 0AR 3

Rasa Travancore 56 Stoke Newington Church Street N16 0N 3

Red Art Café 113 Kingsland High Street E8 2PB 2

Riverside Café Boat club Spring Hill E5 9BL 3 (the rival Sparks Café Springfield Park Springfield E5 9EF 3)

Sainsbury’sKingsland  Shopping Centre E8 2LX 3 (the Local at 100-104 Stoke Newington High Street N16 7NY 5)

Shacklewell Arms 71 Shacklewell Lane Hackney E8 2EB 3

Sharon’s Bakery 182-184 Stamford Hill N16 6QX 0 (2b Woodberry Down N4 2TG 1)

Shanghai 41 Kingsland High Street E8 2JS 1

Sömine Restaurant 131 Kingsland High Street E8 2PB 2

Tay Do Restaurant 60-64 Kingsland Road E2 8DP 0

Three Compasses 99 Dalston Lane E8 1NH 3

To The Jungle 16 Dalston Lane E8 3AZ 1

Towpath Unit 1 42-44 De Beauvoir Crescent N1 5SB 5

Vegan Delights sandwich shop 1 Broadway Yard Broadway Market E8 4PH 1

Viet Hoa Café 70-72 Kingsland Road E2 8DP 2

Waterhouse Restaurant (a Loving Dalston favourite; well, it used to be) 10 Orsman Road N1 5QJ 1

William IV 7 Shepherdess Walk N1 7QE 1

 

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One thought on “Hackney eateries: some to love, some to avoid

  1. I think everyone should try these foods: fish and chips, peri-peri fried chicken, ribs, and burgers!

    Simple food: good suggestion. After all, we are British. — Ed.

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