THE TV COMIC Dom Joly would be envious of this giant phone. He’d have to go to Urswick Road, Homerton in north Hackney to see it: the dial-up giant is sitting in a front garden.

Pictured is Dennis Murphy, who has had enough of it taking up most of his plot. So it’s for sale at £500, or for hire, negotiable. Tel: 07984 540268 or 020 8985 0149.

The glass-fibre phone was commissoned as a publicity device by the NSPCC, for which Murphy and his brother David have occasionally worked.

It would certainly end that dilemma “Now where did I leave my phone?”

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